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Presenting a Stand Up Comedy Video at Canvas Laugh Club, New Delhi (NCR), Gurgaon by Indian Stand Up Comedian Sujit Pandey. This Hindi Comedy Video is all about my History teacher and his cheating, and the famous game shows Sony Liv KBC (Kaun Banega Crorepati).
Stand Up Comedy Hindi credits,
Stand Up Comedian: Sujit Pandey
Video Location: Canvas Laugh Club, Mumbai
Video Editing & Recording: Akshit Arora
Music: Deep Jandu and Bohemia, Legend Records
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Transcript:
humko toh history sir bewakoof banna gaye, ek din tehel rahe the bole idhar aao pandey, pata hai battle of Panipat kab hua tha? Toh hum bole konsa wala? * Audience Laugh* Haan do teen hue hai konsa wala ?sir bole tumhe konsa pata hai hai hum bole pata toh ek bhi nai hai.
* Audience Laugh* toh bole pata karlo na. hum bole yeh kab kaam ayeg hum pata kar lenge toh? toh kehte hai exam me ayega. Maine pata kiya teeno .. exam me pucha kaun kaun mara tha? * Audience Laugh* sir cheating kar rahe hai yaar.. toh maine bhi cheating kaari yeh are yaar usme kaun kaun mara tha ? toh mera bola kitne number ka hai maine bola 2 number ka hai, usne bola sun 4 lac log mare the tu koi bhi 4 naam likh de.
* Audience Laugh* sir ko thodi yaad rahe ga Maine bola aise denge number, usne bola aise nai denge waise denge tu do hindu do muslim likhde dono taraf se mare the. Hum yeh discuss kar rahe hai ladke cheating karna shuru kar chuke hai. woh aisa likh rahe hai naam rakesh jadav kaam ghode sawar maut ka karan hathi ne kuchal diya * Audience Laugh* naam dilip singh kaam sipahi muat ka karan piles..
* Audience Laugh* war me piles thodi hua hoga woh bhala wala daurd k ruk gay hoga woh waisa kuch ho sakta hai. yehi possible hai na yaar, maine apne sir se pucha sir history padhke kya faida?? Sir ne bola beta hum is liye padha rahe hai na taki tum dusro k galti se sikho.. dusro k galti se sikho.. toh mai kya keh raha hai kya sikhna hai woh bata do na fir, puri kahani ki zaroorat nai hai na? aisa nai ho sakta hai bewakoof bacaha hai, mai kuch galat sheek jau jaise ki mai Mahabharat dhekhu aur sheek jua k jua khelne ka shauk hai na toh biwi dau pe laga do Krishna hai dhek lega.. best stand up comedians in india
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